Snooker Balls

A young snooker player named Smalls
Was touring the shops and the malls
Playing a shot with deep screw
He slipped on his cue
And now he's got black & blue balls

Stuck in the snow

My car is stuck in the snow
10 miles from the nearest chateau
I'm stranded here
Without any beer
Freezing from head to toe

The Old Gangster

There was a old gangster named Bob
He carried out hits for the mob
But his bullets, they missed
As he was always so pissed
Will someone give this old drunk a job?

OK your turn now, I'll start you off with the first line -

There was a old gangster named Bob

A Dumb Ass Named Ryan

I know you can beat this effort.

There once was a dumbass named Ryan
Penning a blog, he was trying
Couldn't think what to write
His limericks were shite
His face was all wet by the crying

OK your turn now, I'll start you off with the first line -

There once was a dumbass named Ryan